Alien General Inference is a collection of synthetic portraits generated from a simple but devastating premise: if nonhuman intelligence had to build a “person” from our interfaces, archives, mascots, dashboards, moods, résumés, and aesthetic debris, this is what it would make.

Each figure is not a character in the traditional sense but a human-legibility product, a confidence shell assembled from public feeling, platform residue, institutional grammar, and overfitted social signals.

Part dossier, part failed mascot, part procedural selfhood, the collection stages identity as something fabricated at the contact zone between surveillance, branding, pedagogy, and emotional UI. These are not portraits of humans. They are market-ready misunderstandings of what humans have taught systems to trust.